Bulletin: The Military response to 'GI Joe Golfing'

This Bulletin followed an original found back at the site of origin... I lost access, and had to relocate here.

TTTTT - Texas is not without its Political pull, even in the Military, so an investigation was made into the size and function of Golf Courses the world over. To keep matters in perspective, the efforts MIGHT have gone as high as a FIVE star General, but in this case a LONE STAR General stepped up to the plate, and the buck stopped with HIM. His official report reflected a little known fact, that even in Texas there are no FULL SIZE golf courses. Texas has little enough water to go around, and while there is adequate desert for almost ANY size golf course, there was just not enough grass all in one place, to build a FULL SIZE Golf Course. Texans are a proud lot, and didn't abandon efforts without a fight. They have outstanding Treaty requests with both Montana AND Wyoming to BUILD a FULL SIZE Golf course in their territory, but these States were unwilling to accommodate the intellectual property rights of calling these FULL SIZE Golf courses TEXAN. This is particularly disagreeable on the part of these two states, because they have more than enough grass to go around, and Texas has generously offered to EITHER exchange an equal amount of Texas desert, for NIMBY usage, OR import the relevant State back to Texas. Every Gubernatorial Election, the new Governor of the relevant State is required to renew their objections to both of these riders; they do this faithfully, just to keep Texas down in the Interplanetary Diplomacy tryouts. In fact it is only the very diplomacy they so abuse that keeps Texas from restarting the troubles of the time of Lincoln (may he R.I.P.) In the mean time, Texas continues to make do with as many Full Size Miniature Golf courses as it takes to meet demand, and a fair sprinkling of Miniature miniature Golf Courses. The final regulating authority of all the military was a generous man, and when he read the report, he couldn't let the perceived arrogance of Texas GIs keep everybody else from playing miniature Golf, so he used the fairness of a judge, and just said everybody could practice miniature Golf in their spare time, as long as they bore the expense of their own green fees. In a remarkable case of contradicting reality, instead of making Texans mad, or non-Texan GIs happy, it just didn't change much of anything, and moral improved.