An investigation of literary Discotheque

TTTTT - It has come to the attention of the reader of the Tomes, that the Texas A&M University has been getting a bad rap. The story has been circulated widely, and with near universal acceptance that the Texas A&M Library had but two books, and both of them were already colored in. Papers have been written on the topic, refining at length on the creative talents and resulting stunted mental growth of coloring inside or outside the lines. Lacking a bureaucratic system, the 5ts had no committee to direct the efforts of the reader of the Tomes, and his report only came to light recently by a flood in the 5t archives basement. 5ts use the archives as basis for historical fact, but release only such evidence as can be verified publicly. In this pursuit, the Internet has been both valuable and in-valuable, with the 5ts relying on it to such an extent that some of them restrict themselves solely to Wiki's. [I allude to the Wiki soda system, whereby there is Wikipedia, Wikitionary (commonly misspelled,) Wikileaks (a repository of factual documents available to world press reporters in possession of press credentials,) Wikiquote and the 5ts own invention Wikint - a system using the wiki search system to make the 5t archives more readily available. Of the Wiki soda system, the 'coke' is Wikipedia, such that 5ts commonly refer to Wikipedia by merely saying 'Wiki.'] When verification of certain facts eluded the reader of the Tomes on the internet, he turned to University libraries, and in passing noted that the A&M university had more than two books. His report read in part as follows: "While A&M system has more than two books, it has fewer than the UT system library, which is appropriate to 5t doctrine, since the UT system officially is the biggest library in the world, exceeding even the LoC, and requires a study of improbability theory merely to explain the carpet cleaning techniques employed there. It is possible for the UT system library to be bigger than the Library of Congress, only because it includes books that have not been numbered in the ISBN system, while the LoC accepts only ISBN books officially. By examining the list closely, the reader of the Tomes found that the books at A&M system library were primarily profound in nature, with attention to exhaustion, and exhaustively reading the A&M library would result in one becoming an unofficial Aggie even without paying tuition." More at reader of the Tomes reporting as they become available.