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TTTTT - Late breaking news from the Archiver of the Scrolls is that yet another Foreigner has taken an interest in 5t global politics. We anticipate that her management credentials must have been represented in a very favorable light, because she has undertaken that most challenging of Continents, Anne-tarctica. Anne Hathaway has again used Leno's tonight Show as her springboard to popularity, thus dunning all other potential venues, David Letterman's last among the Evening Talk variety shows. Chronomatically, Craig Kilborn is truly last but this would admit him to a potential political bid for 'Last but not least.' Since Letterman employs the poor Scotsman merely for his command of double entendre, it would be wrong to give him pre-eminence over Letterman in Hathaway's disdaining of the Late Night Talk circuit - she dunned him too. Since she has no offspring, we cannot PROVE that her initiation was other than social intercourse... legislative congress is unlikely (all apologies to Angie Harmon and her own valiant efforts.) Still, she must have talked to SOMEBODY, probably by financial inducement... she has the world's toughest nut to crack. Greenland is quite frigid, but pales in agricultural comparison to Antarctica. With her evident disdain for Satanism (I quote "..I'm the color of Antarctica...") it is difficult to know how she will administrate her new domain. All previous efforts have been to administer small (but ever increasing) doses of Academia. To make radical changes at the top is the main reason for bringing new blood in to upper management, but since my 5t archives are light on information relating to Antarctica's previous management, she may very well have been promoted from within, like Bernanke. Her name is a tip of the hat to a middle aged English Bard. His significant other was named Hathaway, and he was known to comment on her command of action (and poetically,) as follows, "Anne Hathaway, she hath a WAY!" That was racy stuff back then, but biology has no doubt improved since then, and Anne Hathaway's anatomy is not observably different from other female specimens. To her management credentials, I would like to add a credential as an English Rose. They are hardy roses (smelling the same as other roses per same bard,) but she must have been put to some trouble to deliver more than pizza and fudge in New York, NY. She was from across the border in New Jersey even back then. I'm the kind of guy who would want to know who she employed as a bicycle courier on those occasions when management required fudge distribution of her (as well as agricultural product,) in Little China. Whoever he is, he will personally be able to verify what I anticipate to be GOOD acting tips. Her manager, being affiliated with the ROIAA is probably no different than mine. My manager expects me to pack my own fudge for distribution, not just his (he won't pack his own!) The return on my investment is payed in mountains of hope. He does not consider his job well done, unless I hope for something; he simply has poor luck with couriers. The RIAA ensures his ROI like the FDIC, and he ensures mine from personal responsibility. He uses an agent, who keeps away all potential stalkers, pretenders, competition and disadvantageous work, and a publicist who intimidates all who would besmirch my name, and teaches sue-happy people ambulance chasing classes on the side. [He SAYS it is community service, but his last DUI/DWI was 2 years ago... he's HAD TIME.] Whatever the case, Anne Hathaway has shown excellent good sense, and good looks too (wreaking havoc on my adrenals,) by getting out in front of the camera early in the score. Her philanthropy will only be known later by association with screen writers of her choosing. These guys are KNOWN for their poor choice making mechanisms, and internationally are distinguished from talent, just like management, but without the pay. I hope Anne Hathaway has better luck in predicting Global Warming's fallout for Antarctica, and that it flourishes under her incumbency.